(He's holding a hot dog, wearing mayo/mustard/ketchup stained t–shirt)

Some may call it a hot dog, I call it a Tucky.

As in the Mattituck County Fair Hot Dog champion that I am.

(Takes his messy shirt off and pours Clorox 2 directly onto it.)

53 Tuckies got messy. But nothing I couldn't handle with some Clorox 2 poured right on that stuff, rub it, give it 5 and toss it into the wash with detergent and Clorox 2.

(Tosses the shirt into the Dare Mobile washer.)

When people ask, how can I be a hot dog heavyweight like you? I just tell 'em concentrate, swallow and don't fear the stains. Or the heartburn.

(He picks up the hot dog and eats it in one giant bite.)

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