(He walks in wearing a hat that has two cups on either side filled with berry–flavored slushy and a straw so he can drink. His T–shirt is stained with wet berry slushy.)

I found this small piece of genius at a pit stop outside of Ojai, California. Works wonders for keeping the old stamina up when I'm behind the wheel.

But it's not without its dangers — potholes, stop–and–go traffic, raccoons with a death wish — you can end up wearing a whole lot of berry slushy.

(Tries to take his shirt off but the hat is in his way and he spills more slushy.)

Fear not, road warriors. All you need is to pour a little Clorox 2 right on, give it a rub, wait a few and toss it in with some Clorox 2 and detergent.

(Pours a little Clorox 2 on his shirt, and then throws his shirt into the washer.)

Because when the road beckons, one must heed the call.

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